Me: Omigosh I just heard someone say “do you want some popcorn?” and I thought they said “do you want some porn?”
Friend: Say yes!
Me: To the corn or the porn?
Why? Because I get to see the charming face of Mr. Joey Richter acting again! Even If it is on Jessie…
Someone stole my little brother’s Valentine’s day cards.
Seriously who steals kids Valentine’s day cards?
Thanks for making it the “worst day ever”.
Water-beam, go!
Nodding my head like I’m listening,
even though I’m not.
that one person always has to be in the spotlight
LOL!
Yes, it IS for real!!!!!
He may act like an idiot
He may look like an idiot
but don’t let that fool you, he is an idiot